Can you see the pattern here?

07:10 - I wake up.
State of socks: Not actually wearing any, but they're dry.
State of pants: Not wearing those either, but they are also dry.
State of brain: Half asleep.
Weather: No idea.

07:20 - I get out of bed
State of socks: Still not wearing any, but as far as I know, they're dry.
State of pants: Also still not wearing pants, but I'm pretty sure they were dry at this time too.
State of brain: 73,2% awake. Approximately.
Weather: No idea.

07:40 - I get dressed after a shower
State of socks: Dry.
State of pants: Dry.
State of brain: Awake. Ish.
Weather: No idea.

07:55 - Time to leave
State of socks: Wet in places.
State of pants: Wet in places.
State of brain: Sad.
Weather: Raining.

08:05 - Walking across the bridge
State of socks: Soaked.
State of pants: Soaked.
State of brain: Deeply unhappy.
Weather: Pissing down.

08:15 - Lecture on Wuthering Heights
State of socks: Soaked.
State of pants: Soaked.
State of brain: Bored.
Weather: Pissing down.

09:00 - Break time!
State of socks: Sopping wet.
State of pants: Moist.
State of brain: Still bored.
Weather: Pissing down.

09:15 - Lecture commences
State of socks: Sopping wet.
State of pants: Moist.
State of brain: Miserable.
Weather: Pissing down.

10:00 - End of lecture
State of socks: Wet.
State of pants: Pretty much dry!
State of brain: Hmmm.
Weather: Pissing down.

10:15 - Lecture on consciousness, learning and conditioning
State of socks: Soaked.
State of pants: Soaked.
State of brain: Miserable after seeing which lecturer is speaking.
Weather: Pissing down.

11:00 - Break time!
State of socks: Sopping wet.
State of pants: Moist.
State of brain: Irritated.
Weather: I'm actually not sure, because the lecture hall doesn't have windows, but if I were to guess, my money would be on 'pissing down'.

11:15 - Lecture commences
State of socks: Still sopping wet.
State of pants: Still moist.
State of brain: Utter despair.
Weather: Still not sure, but I'd hazard a guess on 'pissing down'.

12:00 - Lecture is over
State of socks: Wet.
State of pants: Dry!
State of brain: Relieved.
Weather: Pissing down.

12:15 - Lecture on Wuthering Heights. Again.
State of socks: Soaked.
State of pants: Soaked.
State of brain: Fuzzy.
Weather: Pissing down.

1:00 - Break time!
State of socks: Sopping wet.
State of pants: Moist.
State of brain: Relieved.
Weather: Pissing down.

1:15 - Lecture commences
State of socks: Sopping wet.
State of pants: Moist.
State of brain: Very sad.
Weather: Pissing down.

2:00 - Lecture is over!
State of socks: Wet.
State of pants: Dry!
State of brain: Dead.
Weather: Pissing down.

2:17 - Bus leaves for hospital
State of socks: Soaked.
State of pants: Soaked.
State of brain: Dead.
Weather: Pissing down.

2:35 - Bus arrives at hospital
State of socks: Soaked.
State of pants: Sopping wet.
State of brain: Dead.
Weather: Pissing down.
State of being: Lost.

2:45 - Inside hospital
State of socks: Soaked.
State of pants: Soaked.
State of brain: Dead.
Weather: Not entirely sure, but I think it's pissing down.
State of being: Lost.

3:00 - 9th floor of hospital
State of socks: Sopping wet.
State of pants: Wet.
State of brain: Dead.
Weather: Pissing down.
State of being: Not lost.

3:25 - Still on the 9th floor
State of socks: Wet.
State of pants: Dry.
State of brain: Dead, but slightly worried.
Weather: Pissing down.
State of being: Lost, it turns out.

3:35 - On the 9th floor of a different hospital building
State of socks: Sopping wet.
State of pants: Sopping wet.
State of brain: Mostly dead.
Weather: Pissing down.
State of being: Late.

3:40 - Having my hearing tested
State of socks: Sopping wet.
State of pants: Sopping wet.
State of brain: Worried.
State of heart: Thumping.
Weather: Pissing down.
State of hearing: Excellent.

3:45 - Having my dexterity tested
State of socks: Sopping wet.
State of pants: Sopping wet.
State of brain: Dead.
State of dexterity: Very right-handed.
Weather: Pissing down.

3:50 - Looking for bus stop
State of socks: Soaked.
State of pants: Soaked.
State of brain: Dead.
Weather: Pissing down.
State of being: Lost.

4:00 - Find bus stop just as bus arrives.
State of socks: Soaked.
State of pants: Soaked.
State of brain: Dead, but panicking nonetheless.
Weather: Pissing down.
State of money: Missing.

4:15 - Back in the city center
State of socks: Soaked.
State of pants: Soaked.
State of brain: Dead.
Weather: Pissing down.
Primary destination: Pharmacy to get painkillers for friend.
Secondary destination: Chocolatier.

5:00 - Back home, finally.
State of socks: Soaked.
State of pants: Soaked.
State of brain: Deader than dead.
Weather: Pissing down.

5:05 - Still back home:
State of socks: DRY! Accompanied by hippo slippers.
State of pants: DRY! And of the sweatpantsy kind.
State of brain: Deader than dead. Luckily, you don't need a functioning brain to watch Green Wing. Or bug a friend into ordering pizza.
Weather: Pissing down.

Yeah, yesterday was kinda hellish. If you paid attention all the way through, that was nine hours of socks and pants in various stages of wetness. Nine hours. Also, I think I might want to marry the bus driver who let me on the bus when I couldn't find my money! Whatever your name is, I love you man, seriously!