Go me!

I bet you're wondering how the hell I managed to do this.

It was quite simple, I assure you. I was making myself a smoothie with my kick-ass new blender. It turned out a little thick, but I figured it was just because I'd used frozen berries. So I gave the glass a little tap. Which lead to an impromptu face mask, made up of raspberries, blueberries and orange juice. Turned out the smoothie wasn't so thick after all.

I shrieked, leaning forwards as quickly as possible, because... it's a reflex, I guess, born out of not wanting to get crap on my clothes. And then I realized just how much of the smoothie had ended up on my face. It just kept dripping and dripping, and splashing in all direction. See how it got nearly all the way up to my knee? That's impressive, innit? It also reached the wall, the fridge, the cupboard, the leg of my desk and, obviously, the floor.

It's a good thing I have a wonderful sense of humor.

(No really. I would have been pissed about having to clean up the mess, but I was far too busy laughing. I'm gonna be snickering for a long time about this... not least because I'll be reminded of it every time I look at the violets splatter spots on my white wall!)