Fuck my life. Seriously.

A while back, I bought a pineapple for the purpose of making smoothies. Fast forward a few weeks, and I just now remembered this. Guess who's got a ton of fruit flies in her kitchen?

Yeah, that's right. I do.

I'm trying to catch them by putting a bit of orange juice mixed with dish soap in a jar and leaving it where the plastic bag containing the pineapple used to be. I've also turned off the heat and opened the window, hoping that the little pests will freeze to death. I really hope it works, and FAST!